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jballs@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 days ago

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jballs@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 days ago
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    She melted her face for nothing.

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      She melted her face for nothing tens if not hundreds of millions of dollars and job security for life.

      Fixed it for you.

      Pretty decent tradeoff when you already have no scruples or other redeeming personality traits tbh 🤷

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        job security for life

        Except she literally just got fired?

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          As a pundit or the like, I mean.

          Faux News, Newsmax, Breitbart, The Blaze, etc LOVE themselves some shills with insider experience and salivate at the mention of ICE

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          She still works for the government, just not as secretary of DHS.

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          transfered to the fifa gold medal department. Colbert said it better.

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