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jballs@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 14 hours ago

Mar-a-lago face

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Mar-a-lago face

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jballs@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 14 hours ago
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  • hector@lemmy.today
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    Bitch takes her face off at night and soaks it in a jar of adrenochrome.

    She is going to look so much worse than if she just aged gracefully like the rest of us. Already, look at her neck, she’s no looker, just wearing a mask.

  • m3t00🌎🇺🇦@midwest.social
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    they used power tools

  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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    At least now she can find work as a living statue.

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      “Living” is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.

  • Tony Bark@pawb.social
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    She melted her face for nothing.

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      She melted her face for nothing tens if not hundreds of millions of dollars and job security for life.

      Fixed it for you.

      Pretty decent tradeoff when you already have no scruples or other redeeming personality traits tbh 🤷

      • astropenguin5@lemmy.world
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        job security for life

        Except she literally just got fired?

        • RedRibbonArmy@sh.itjust.works
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          She still works for the government, just not as secretary of DHS.

        • m3t00🌎🇺🇦@midwest.social
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          transfered to the fifa gold medal department. Colbert said it better.

        • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          As a pundit or the like, I mean.

          Faux News, Newsmax, Breitbart, The Blaze, etc LOVE themselves some shills with insider experience and salivate at the mention of ICE

  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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    So beautiful

    • SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works
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      ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR

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