Think! people, think!
Flat earthers are not real but a government operation to discredit all other conspiracy theories.
Whats funny is the files proved that the conspiracy theorists are all idiots yet they fooled themselves into thinking it vindicated them
What files? I avoid the news so I do miss some things.
The epstein files. They revealed that basically every rich white man in the US is a pedophile.
You’d think the qanon conspiracy theorists who spent a decade talking about a nonce conspiracy would be vindicated by this, but no. They couldn’t imagine the perpetrators being the obvious type, rich white men. The emails also revealed the rich pedophiles manipulated quanon to their advantage, while calling them some of the most stupid and manipulatable people imaginable.
The truth is the conspiracy theorists never actually cared about the kids. If they did they wouldn’t have elected a child rapist.
They only seemingly cared about pizza parlors with basements.
Every version of the theories I came across had rich white men at the top – haven’t yet seen an inclusive cabal of Moloch.
Or am I thinking about the wrong white men?
There’s a reason conspiracy theorists are shitposting about Epstein being a mossad agent and talking about the Rothschilds again my guy and it’s not because they didn’t find things to focus on to the exclusion of all else
The emails also revealed the rich pedophiles manipulated quanon to their advantage
They don’t reveal that.
My crystals didn’t foresee this turn of events.
Perhaps you have not smoked enough of them?
The JO crystals?
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I mean, anything is possible if you try hard enough
Oh come on. The moon landing wasn’t faked. It would have required a successful coverup by the Nixon administration.
If they were willing to fake grand achievements, why hasn’t there been a second one?
There has? I’m not sure what level of irony we’re working on here
A second grand achievement, e.g. Mars landing
Because of math and 2 being twice as much as 1
People that believe in flat earth trust their microwaves
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One of my favourite memes :D
As someone whose mother is a conspiracy theorist… HA! You think even a tiny fraction of the bullshit she believes is true?
Lemmy doesn’t have an active conspiracy channel even though conspiracy theorists should be the first to leave other social networks. Do those conspiracy theorists exist at all?
Did anything meaningful full at all come from the alien investigation stuff? I haven’t seen report of anything from that. Maybe thr flat earthers can hang out with the people waiting to get abducted again.






