This will never get old for me. Top 5 maybe? Unless there’s way more. I already know about the Eeyore dream and split person identities through cultural osmosis
The Disney cartoon characters largely still act like themselves, to the point that a woman tells Mickey Mouse that she’s become deeply depressed after being trapped in Hell for a decade and even attempted suicide, to which he just awkwardly says something like “You’ll be okay! :D”
In KH3 (the thirteenth game, depending on how you count them), everyone fucking dies (after Donald Duck one-shots a major antagonist with the most powerful spell in Final Fantasy). Sora resets the timeline, which is a crime against God, so he’s removed from the universe and sent to Japan as punishment. This version of Japan is also the setting of Verum Rex, an in-universe video game played by Rex from Toy Story. Verum Rex is also very blatantly the cancelled Final Fantasy Versus XIII, including a shot-for-shot remake of the teaser trailer.
In the trailer for KH4, Sora awakens in an actual apartment in Shibuya. Because it’s a real place, people were able to find the exact apartment and they doxxed Sora.
One of the mobile gacha games (with important lore about a cult named after the Seven Deadly Sins being manipulated by their leader into pulling a Jonestown) ended with the player character tricking their friends into killing them, and they died stuck behind one of those giant electric outlets in Wreck-It Ralph.
The player reincarnated and raised the series antagonist and accidentally gave him a Messiah complex. There was another mobile gacha game starring the antagonist in his youth, which ended with him surviving a school shooting which killed all but one of his friends. This is also why he’s bald. It also made it a lot harsher when Woody told him nobody loves him.
The number of happenings here to times I said “lol what the fuck” ratio is startling 🤣 the last one is the best. I gotta go look up gameplay footage of Woody reading a baldcel for filth.
Also something really funny about a character being banished to your home country as a punishment. Surely a similar fate awaits Donald Duck to wake up in post-covid America. He knows what he did.
The fuck even is KH? Drugs could not even write this.
I can just give a list of some wild shit that happens out of context if you’d like
This will never get old for me. Top 5 maybe? Unless there’s way more. I already know about the Eeyore dream and split person identities through cultural osmosis
The Disney cartoon characters largely still act like themselves, to the point that a woman tells Mickey Mouse that she’s become deeply depressed after being trapped in Hell for a decade and even attempted suicide, to which he just awkwardly says something like “You’ll be okay! :D”
In KH3 (the thirteenth game, depending on how you count them), everyone fucking dies (after Donald Duck one-shots a major antagonist with the most powerful spell in Final Fantasy). Sora resets the timeline, which is a crime against God, so he’s removed from the universe and sent to Japan as punishment. This version of Japan is also the setting of Verum Rex, an in-universe video game played by Rex from Toy Story. Verum Rex is also very blatantly the cancelled Final Fantasy Versus XIII, including a shot-for-shot remake of the teaser trailer.
In the trailer for KH4, Sora awakens in an actual apartment in Shibuya. Because it’s a real place, people were able to find the exact apartment and they doxxed Sora.
One of the mobile gacha games (with important lore about a cult named after the Seven Deadly Sins being manipulated by their leader into pulling a Jonestown) ended with the player character tricking their friends into killing them, and they died stuck behind one of those giant electric outlets in Wreck-It Ralph.
The player reincarnated and raised the series antagonist and accidentally gave him a Messiah complex. There was another mobile gacha game starring the antagonist in his youth, which ended with him surviving a school shooting which killed all but one of his friends. This is also why he’s bald. It also made it a lot harsher when Woody told him nobody loves him.
I never tire of being reminded how bat shit crazy the storyline is, and, since I didnt play the apparently 13 games, I get new info sometimes.
Oh no, this is an absolute mess isn’t it
Sora gets doxxed IRLWait, what was actually in the fuckin apartment? one of the game developers?
The number of happenings here to times I said “lol what the fuck” ratio is startling 🤣 the last one is the best. I gotta go look up gameplay footage of Woody reading a baldcel for filth.
Also something really funny about a character being banished to your home country as a punishment. Surely a similar fate awaits Donald Duck to wake up in post-covid America. He knows what he did.
Even better, Woody was talking to a time-travelling younger version of the antagonist who wasn’t yet bald and had only recently lost his classmates