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Military recruiters hate this one trick
Maybe I get drafted and serve on an aircraft carrier. Assisting with ordinance handling. First person in history to frag a carrier.
You’d be greater than the Ghost of Kuwait.
First person in history to frag a carrier.
lmao
hey grokkk how do i avoid overloading a naval nuclear reactor
I’d contribute to the gofundme for your legal fund
Gofundmeme
Maybe attempting suicide was a great idea after all.
Don’t do it mate. So many great things you could do to improve the world before you go. You just need the courage to do it and you got nothing left to lose if you try but everything to gain. Go for glory!
mfw im too old to roll a grenade into the command tent
Okayokayokay… the right wing has been saying for something like 20 years now how standards for fitness and basic education are dropping among the USA’ian youth.
Who the fuck are they expecting to draft?
I’m probably too old to be drafted so I’ll never get my chance to do an officer fragging.
Gen Z and alpha, please make me proud.
Air Force, navy, coast guard, and space force have age limits around 41-42. Hopefully you missed that mark.
I briefly worked for NASA and am under 40. So, I am looking forward to being drafted into Space Force and do the first fragging in an office building.
Isn’t that just going postal?
I get drafted onto an aircraft carrier or sub, i’m gonna make the reactor go prompt critical in dock
which of those is the least shitty to join? will they even bother drafting to those?
Probably space force and coast guard are the least shitty and no idea if they’ll bother drafting. Navy might be the most likely to do a draft. Air Force too but your vision might not be good enough.
gotta be space force, its not like youre going to space lol
shove me in a hellpod and drop me on tel aviv
I thought the implied purpose of establishing the space force was anti-satellite warfare.
No oil. No treats. Just meat grinder or jail time.
Trump really can cook up a sales pitch.
It’s incredible how Trump can just impose deeply unpopular agendas upon the American people with barely any pushback or repercussions whereas Democrats fail to deliver the promised policies that the majority want.
It is called the division of labor!
Has anybody checked on the parliamentarian?
Oh no oh God! I forgot I left the backdoor closed when I left this morning and they’re sooooo going to poop all over the carpet
“Do it or you’re gay and woke” seems to be the salespitch and it’s surprisingly effective
Owning libs? Protecting pedos? There is a lot to do in iran
I left the country at the right time, huh
Give me a gun and put me in secure military installations. This will end well I assure you
90% of Americans are 3 missed treats away from committing a mass casualty event. Good luck getting them away from their slop buckets long enough to enlist them
Born to early for global communism
Born too late to frag your superior officer
Why draft? There’s a perfectly good paramilitary force in America, trained and ready to go. ICE is ready to fight for America, let em at it.
Who do you think will be acting as the press gangs snatching up boys off the street to feed into the war machine?
they’re for the sonora-chihuahua front opening in june
the great satan lusts for heaps of skulls at all ends of the earth
So glad I am disabled sometimes. Then again I’d love to frag a superior officer
They call themselves superior, yet I have the grenade pin and they are riddled with fragments. Curious.
This is the only imaginable context in which Anerikkkan troops can be guided into quasi-anti-imperialism by the left so I guess go off? I don’t think there are enough Burgerlanders willing to fight or die for this shit, I think we could actually organize them against this and into our spaces in the process.
we’re gonna need even MORE poor people to die for Israel.
