“whaoa dude the lore is so sick dude like the wiki explains how bambieshart was actually an agent of the glimmer knights and was actually killed by an opposing faction dude if you go to the wall precisely after killing the ice queen boss you can drop down a ledge to where the wall would collapse him and seal it dude this lore is so epic”
And somehow there is a 1.5 hour lore video by VaatiVidya about this character and it has 7.5M views.
A paragraph and a half in, and my brain urinated on itself. I saw words, but few of them made sense. Not to say the greentext wasn’t good. I’m just an old Gen X, unfamiliar with the way the kids talk these days.
Same but Gen Y
It’s about a Nintendo called Elden Ring.
The jangled skeletons guarding the entrance to Shart’s Hollow have a 1/100 chance of dropping a Putrid Shart Shard. If you combine 12 of them, you can craft a rare opposite-handed Bambieshart Brocade that, when dual wielded, gives a stacked 0.09% boost to critical hits. This strategy is crucial to my main build that is just the two brocades and a Grisly Thong, for aesthetic purposes.
Don’t give up, Skeleton!
No! My consecrated shmungous! I’ll have to wait until New Game+ to get those again (he only gives you two, according to the wiki)
Anon got filtered by the Tree Guardian and is coping
Dies, you pick up their items, it’s dogshit
This part is true tho
Jabberwocky reference tho







