‘volatile chocolate market’ is code for cocoa producing countries finally being able to do their own refinement, which was where western corporations used to take a big cut
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A complex farmed product from a small region on earth maybe shouldn’t be nearly universal in western society???
I mean nothing wrong with simple goods distribution but the workers should be in charge and we’ll paid, not exploited at every level. And, of course, under those conditions we could address the climate impacts.
Oh for sure, I’m just complaining about this from an envrionmental perspective.
Americans when the treats run outhas put out a pair of statements about Reese’s statements, one from the Reese family about how most of HB Reese’s descendants didn’t share Brad’s criticisms
Who the fuck is “the Reese family” ? lmao that’s just another brand that attaches itself to the company surely.
American ‘candy’ tastes like puke or syrup, there is no in between
Edit: I forgot the secret third thing: chalk
Some of the “chalk” ones aren’t bad. The flavour is inconsequential as long as it’s not offensively gross and is somewhat sweet, I just really like the texture. Especially the pressed ones, that don’t make too much mess in your hands but do come apart into powder in your mouth.
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Kinda agree, there are these ones where I live called musk sticks that are fragrant extruded fondant: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musk_stick
(cw animal product because some contain gelatine)
Also I definitely fuck with other ‘dry’ sweets like polvorones
But, I think I’ve already argued against myself cos neither of those two ‘chalky’ sweets are American. The American ones I’m thinking of are like the love heart hard candy, and shaped hard candies.
I probably am doing them a bit of an injustice in that I haven’t eaten enough of their sweets to pass a qualified judgement
Yeah I’ve never had it but iirc American ‘chocolate’ like Hershey’s contains butyric acid which also give puke it ‘flavour’
I’ve only ever had it twice (Hershey’s Kisses) once when an American classmate gifted them to the rest of class, and once when a coworker returned from the USA with a whole bag of them. Absolutely inedible. I think I may have tried a peanut butter cup once too, it was gritty and oily, but not in the good peanut oily way, more in the ‘this is 50% hydrolysed canola oil that’s tortured into the form of biscuit and chocolate’ kinda way
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Peanut butter cups were good when I was a kid, and the best brands are still okay, but a lot of cheap chocolates with peanut butter inside are just disgusting. The chocolate is fine, I actually like most cheaper chocolate, but the peanut butter tastes fake and oily in a bad way.
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I tried Hershey’s once and thought it tasted like puke. I thought I was just imagining it. Glad I’m not crazy
True science fact. Legally we can’t let Hershey’s call its candy “chocolate”. Moreso chocolate candy.
I forgot the secret third thing: chalk
The candy cigaratte thing I tried as a kid might as well have been chalk
You’re not supposed to light them up.
Good thing syrup is delicious
how long till the cockroach bars from snowpiercer?
Soon, i hope 😋
The treat factory is closed 😔
Fruit snack enjoyers stay winning
da knight of da wind
I like both though?
Cool, gonna be eating cardboard nutritional bars soon
Its carob’s time to shine
I love to eat carobs but it genuinely is not a good substitute for cocoa for chocolate even though it feels like it should be. It’s a good substitute to just eat a whole carob when you want a chocolate bar though.
Nice try, but I’ve tried carob cake.
Hershey use chocolate in their bars? Always tasted like I was eating wax
Yeah I couldda swore they stopped using real chocolate decades ago
as a dark chocolate hater this is good news to me give me the delicious milk chocolate
It’s not going to be any kind of chocolate without the cocoa, or delicious in any way
Haven’t they been doing this for decades? I started making my own chocolate from beans over ten years ago because I couldn’t find any real chocolate.
What do you need to get started? And where do you get your beans from?
I get the beans already roasted from my local seed seller. You can probably order them from the internet.
The most annoying and time consuming step is to remove the hulls, I have to do this by hand, because the methods suggested I. The internet don’t work.
I have previously purchased already dehulled cocoa beans, so they do sell them, even if not we’re I currently live. If you can, you should get those.
After that I just blend them into a powder with a regular kitchen blender,
Dissolve the powder in butter or cream. This has to be done at low temperature, so fill a pot with water and then put a smaller pot over the water, and mix it there, be careful it doesn’t get wet.
Then add powder milk or something similar, and sugar if you are into that. Then put it in a mold and cool it. Since I leave it in the freezer anyway I don’t pay too much attention to how much powder I should add to solidify them.
But mostly I use the chocolate butter or cream to make flan or to rub on bread, since unlike Nutella it’s orangutan free.
But mostly I use the chocolate butter or cream […] to rub on bread
That sounds amazing!
They were substituting nuts for cocoa during the Napoleanic wars.
Do you just like chocolate that much, or are you pretty skilled at DIY things?
It’s the same process used to make mariguana edibles, so it’s basically just cooking for an hour. And chocolate is much more fun than marihuana.
It’s the same process used to make mariguana edibles, so it’s basically just cooking for an hour.
Oh, I have plenty of experience with that!
And chocolate is much more fun than marihuana.
Yim yum
Worse chocolate!
Worse
chocolatechocolatey coating!My partner got me one of these
It’s a chilling portent of things to come
The fourth stage is pure simulacrum, in which the simulacrum has no relationship to any reality whatsoever. Here, signs merely reflect other signs and any claim to reality on the part of images or signs is only of the order of other such claims. This is a regime of total equivalency, where cultural products need no longer even pretend to be real in a naïve sense, because the experiences of consumers’ lives are so predominantly artificial that even claims to reality are expected to be phrased in artificial, “hyperreal” terms. Any naïve pretension to reality as such is perceived as bereft of critical self-awareness, and thus as oversentimental.
Mmm I love my hershey-flavored dextrose treats 😋
I yearn to eat the ghost of the ghost of the ghost of chocolate. I yearn to consume the idea of nutrient-fortified milk rendered into a hyperreal chocolate flavour that marks the absence of chocolate and nutrients.
Baudrillard is such an important daily lens for me because he helps me understand why these things are so repulsive and demonic to me. There are so many weird layers of alienation to a 4th stage simulacrum and all of them are predatory.
If it’s milk chocolate flavored, does that at least mean it’s vegan?
Oh no.
Oh yes
It’s imitation imitation chocolate
Sort of like in Judge Dredd when they outlawed synthi-caff and replaced it with synthi-synthi-caff
I’ve always been kind of a chocolate (
cacao) snob ever since discovering dark chocolate as a kid. I could tolerate milk chocolate, but that was already a step down from the “real” stuff. I’ve mostly kicked the habit over the years, only occasionally getting some good chocolate to savor.Guess I’m going to have to start making my own stuff.
