She works from home and I work retail so my days off are often weekdays, and she keeps complaining she can hear me shitting from her home office. But like what am I supposed to do? There’s only one bathroom on this floor of the house. Maybe close your door and hang a tapestry on it.

I can’t wait to move out of this shithole.

  • abc [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netMEnglish
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    15 days ago

    You should shit loud enough that she is willing to purchase and get built this $2,000 outhouse for you.

    https://denoutdoors.com/products/the-washroom-modern-outhouse

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