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stenAanden@feddit.dk to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago

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stenAanden@feddit.dk to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago
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  • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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    Dogs are sentient. Maybe they mean sapient?

    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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      One of the most common incorrectly used words and a pet peeve of mine. Star Trek certainly hasn’t helped!

      • Kalothar@lemmy.ca
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        I guess we all make mistakes Mr. “Once of”

        • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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          We do, and thanks for the correction, but this isn’t a typo, it’s the complete misuse of a word.

    • fartographer@lemmy.world
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      Salient?

      • Deacon@lemmy.world
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        Soylent?

        • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          ¿Soy lent?

  • lasta@piefed.world
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    The funniest part of this is the poster suggesting that dogs are not sentient.

    • Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      deleted by creator

  • Klear@quokk.au
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    Dogs are sentient.

    • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      my dog isn’t

      • 0ops@piefed.zip
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        Dogs are sentient, except that one

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    My dog loves chocolate I give him a bit every time I eat it.

    • Curious_Canid@piefed.ca
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      Chocolate is poisonous to dogs! They usually love to eat it, but enough will kill them.

      Please, for the sake of your dog, check with your vet for details.

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      Once my dog ate an entire bag of dove chocolate from the pantry when we were out.

      • Deacon@lemmy.world
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        I can do that easily.

    • Deacon@lemmy.world
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      My cats fave food is onion rings

      (Don’t feed your cats onions)

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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        My cat is a vegan.

        • Deacon@lemmy.world
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          Yeah well mine’s an alcoholic, so.

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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            Alcoholic cats aren’t too bad as long as they stay away from the coke or meth.

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    One time, I was sleep deprived for days, and I hallucinated gemstones on the ground.

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