I know it’s a joke, but for the record, the Ottomans never conquered Iran despite being at war with them for like three centuries. Iran ended with some of mesopatamia, land to the Caucuses, while the ottomans established control of all of Asia Minor.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottoman–Persian_Wars 'The Ottoman–Persian Wars also called the Ottoman–Iranian Wars were a series of wars between the Ottoman Empire and the Safavid, Afsharid, Zand, and Qajar states of Iran (Persia) through the 16th–19th centuries. The Ottomans consolidated their control of what is today Turkey in the 15th century, and gradually came into conflict with the emerging neighboring Iranian state, led by Ismail I of the Safavid dynasty. The two states were arch rivals, and were also divided by religious grounds, the Ottomans being staunchly Sunni and the Safavids being Shia. A series of military conflicts ensued for centuries during which the two empires competed for control over eastern Anatolia, the Caucasus, and Ottoman Iraq. ’
the Ottomans never conquered Iran despite being at war with them for like three centuries.
And Trump wanted to beat them in a week?
You’re forgetting the Jamaican Lesbians of Cambridge. JLC.
They will combine forces with the NOE, and EU.
After a cabinet shuffle they will become known as
UNCLE JOE.
And the prophesy will be fulfilled.
Inshallah
Dark Brandon is the only leader I will ever recognize.
What about Dark Obama?
…wait wait wait LEMME REPRASE THAT
Needed to go darker.
Why not split it between greece,macedonia and turkey?
Long live the Erdogan Caliphate!
Well, for 12 hours anyway.
What if he has superpenis powers and can’t die from a priapism? I heard a rumour that Turkey has been investing in this kind of defense technology.
12 hours is long
