thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 1 天前Ok, which of you trolls started this?lemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square62fedilinkarrow-up1253
arrow-up1253imageOk, which of you trolls started this?lemmy.dbzer0.comthagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 1 天前message-square62fedilink
minus-squarekinkles@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up79·23 小时前I was really skeptical about this, but after a few weeks I realized my keys were wrapped in aluminum foil and I actually started feeling safer
minus-squareSaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·23 小时前It keeps the microplastics from infecting your penis in your pocket.
minus-squareWereCat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 小时前How do you know that i’m carrying a spare penis in my pocket?
minus-squarewhiskybourbon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·18 小时前Jokes on them. I quit carrying my penis in my pocket ages ago
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·17 小时前One of those detachable penises eh?
minus-squareGeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 小时前Sometimes, people say i should get it attached permanently, but, i dunno… I LIKE having a detachable penis.
minus-squareHonytawk@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·13 小时前No way, the new one with the vibration function? I’m jealous.
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·13 小时前7 settings. Not much to look at but it will wreck the outside.
I was really skeptical about this, but after a few weeks I realized my keys were wrapped in aluminum foil and I actually started feeling safer
It keeps the microplastics from infecting your penis in your pocket.
How do you know that i’m carrying a spare penis in my pocket?
Jokes on them. I quit carrying my penis in my pocket ages ago
One of those detachable penises eh?
Sometimes, people say i should get it attached permanently, but, i dunno… I LIKE having a detachable penis.
No way, the new one with the vibration function?
I’m jealous.
7 settings. Not much to look at but it will wreck the outside.
Not my pocket penis!