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Commie_Chameleon [she/her]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago

Golfers really shouldn’t even have this

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Golfers really shouldn’t even have this

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Commie_Chameleon [she/her]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • Rojo27 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Much like a golf course, there’s acres of wasted space.

    • JustSo [she/her, any]@hexbear.netM
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      AES confession: I’ve been in a few public toilets like picrel except with squat toilets because they were civilised places.

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    Golfers should only have this. They can still have the full golf course experience including committing ecocide by flushing the toilet repeatedly, but they can’t leave this room and the door only opens from the outside like an insect trap.

  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    you may not like it but this is what peak toilet paper location looks like

    • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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      Holy shit I didn’t even notice that

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      So ignorant smh

      Your caddy holds it for you, obviously.

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      Really common in China and South Korea to have a “communal” TP roll, outside all of the stalls.

      In China, I’ve even seen public restrooms charge you a tiny amount for TP. It’s locked inside a computerized dispenser that you pay with a QR code

  • Commie_Chameleon [she/her]@hexbear.netOP
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    If you bring your bestie in you get emotional support and someone to grab the toilet paper for you

    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      CADDY, NUMBER 2

  • ConcreteHalloween [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    This reminds me of a bathroom I saw at a gas station in rural Greece.

    • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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      This image is the average rest stop on the Taklamakan desert highway

  • JustSo [she/her, any]@hexbear.netM
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    what is the big stick for?

    • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      shit lever. for hard to wipe places. invented in the 1970s by Butch “Ham Neck” Jenkins of Rome, Georgia. also former state yelling champion and civil war re-enactor.

      • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        the man could yell

      • JustSo [she/her, any]@hexbear.netM
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        Truly the American Archimedes

    • LeninWalksTheEarth [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      poop stick to mash your poop down the toilet

    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      turd bar

    • happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      I like how it’s next to a community jar of… lotion? The eucerin I use for tattoo recovery is the only jar I have that looks like that.

      • JustSo [she/her, any]@hexbear.netM
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        The only jar I have that looks like that is for fixing panel dents on cars incorrectly

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      for the torturer to beat the victim with, presumably

      • JustSo [she/her, any]@hexbear.netM
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        maybe its to defend yourself from other people who need to use The Best Bathroom At The Club

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      Predecessor of the three seashells.
      (Try saying that out loud several times in a row)

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    I mean, you can poop on a floor and try to hole in one it? soviet-hmm

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    Dark deeds occurred in this bathroom

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    I didn’t know Jigsaw owned a golf course

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    hole 19

  • chgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Are we sure this isn’t some sort of fetish club?

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    Far better than they deserve

  • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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    I’ve seen plenty of composting toilets that look ten times better than this, using a third as many cinder blocks.

  • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Mihawk ahhh bathroom

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