Please include pic for illustrative purposes


The Jean-Luc, as in Jean-Luc Picard from Star Trek. I never feared going bald as I got older. I always hoped I’d look like Picard one day. And yet, I’m almost 50 with no signs of hair loss. So it’s fine.

My hair isn’t actually too far off from this, actually! Just slightly darker, with a middle parting instead :p

This. I’m not sorry. Everyone would just have to deal with it
Gas station knives?
Sorry, they’re a trashy American thing. Every truck stop has them, usually between the energy drinks and the big guy who smells like piss

Ohhh so they’re for sale? And Americans have a need for knives so that most stations have them on display? TIL. When I saw your meme I thought it would be something like a poop knife or some other tool to clean the car, like they do with the bucket and squeegee. Or maybe you don’t have those in America. I don’t know.
Lol I wish they had a use as practical as a poop knife. They’re basically toys.



