• Beth@piefed.socialEnglish
    29·
    22 hours ago

    Kindergarteners say some interesting things. The amount of times I had to “yup, okay, anyways this neat (redirection)” were daily. But you work with them long enough and you know their family secrets without asking for sure.

    • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.worldEnglish
      16·
      21 hours ago

      I know a 5 year old that came in proudly telling everyone, “When I grow up, I’m going to be a dwarf!” He then held his hand lower than his current height and said, “I’ll be this tall!” He’s short, sure, but he’s not in the little person height range.

      I think somewhere between him talking about dwarf planets, and his short height, somebody probably said it as a joke and he took it seriously.

  • ShellMonkey@piefed.socdojo.comEnglish
    11·
    22 hours ago

    To hazard a guess, mom (now dad?) lost a ‘front butt’ and had it replaced. Never had to explain transitioning to a young kid, but I could see that being a way.

  • gegil@sopuli.xyzEnglish
    9·
    22 hours ago

    Butt is already the sexiest part of human body. I just dont have enough imagination to see how sexy it would be if person had two butts.