• happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Colorado’s evangelicals are surrounded by states that try to be Israel for cow demons. They could move in any direction and live somewhere more friendly to them. They’re next to Utah and could unlock an unlimited family abuse cheat code if they just go somewhere else. Instead they choose to spread their filth to the one place they’re explicitly not welcome in.

    There’s no hate like Christian love. Unlimited Bolsheviks on the clergy.

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      Colorado’s evangelical KKKri$$tians live in a state of constant frothing rage that the majority of the state’s population, who live in the narrow corridor of the front range excepting the Springs, are not as demonic as they are.

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        Colorado Springs, Weld County, and the ranchers are the bane of my existence. Why would you try to spread Texas here when Texas is what you already want and is right there? I moved here because it was a Bernie state in 2016 and I wanted to be around people who think like me because it’s easier to make the state I want.

        edit: And to highlight the absurdity of it, those right-wing states in the Rockies are better versions of the Rockies. More wild, more permissive hunting and land laws, way cheaper to live in. The right-wing Plains states all have a better rural future as Colorado rapidly experiences climate change. This is the last place I’d want to live if I was a right-winger.