Remake Harry Potter- OK OK OK before you murder me just hear me out. HEAR. ME. OUT!

Remake Harry Potter and make it super queer. Think about it, The Harry Potter universe is about a magic society so make it so that the wizarding world doesn’t give a fuck about sex and/or gender because they can change it so easily with magic that worrying about what’s in peoples pants or how they present themselves became trivial to them centuries ago. Make Harry trans. Do it.

Now, because in this version of Harry Potter wizard society isn’t awful, magic has pretty much freed everyone from scarcity and forced labor

That’s right, I’m going to turn Harry Potter into fully automated luxury gay wizard communism

This, of course, requires a full rewrite of the story. Instead of being some boring chosen one story its just going to be shit like “Harry creates a golem with magic and has to deal with the philosophical and ethical implications of bringing life into the world” and stuff like that.

Yeah so basically Star Trek TNG but Fantasy instead of SciFi

Yes, yes, I’m a genius. I just de-libbed your wizardslop. Thank you! You don’t all have to clap at once

tenna-bow

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    This would make for great portal fantasy to keep the DNA of the original. But you water down the premise with the golem story - ask me how I know.

    For my money the wizarding world finds a young lady suffering from dysphoria -> takes them into the beautiful world -> and that world is besieged by an asshole. Then the transphobia is dissected and the premise of the easily changed body is used to make a point+access strength unavailable to the bad guy instead of being in the background. Then the sequels get progressively deeper into Marxism because of the insidious chud BBEG while only the curious and powerful trans MC can destroy the lies that threaten the wizarding world.

    Let a trans reader feel centralized and effectual.