Remake Harry Potter- OK OK OK before you murder me just hear me out. HEAR. ME. OUT!
Remake Harry Potter and make it super queer. Think about it, The Harry Potter universe is about a magic society so make it so that the wizarding world doesn’t give a fuck about sex and/or gender because they can change it so easily with magic that worrying about what’s in peoples pants or how they present themselves became trivial to them centuries ago. Make Harry trans. Do it.
Now, because in this version of Harry Potter wizard society isn’t awful, magic has pretty much freed everyone from scarcity and forced labor
That’s right, I’m going to turn Harry Potter into fully automated luxury gay wizard communism
This, of course, requires a full rewrite of the story. Instead of being some boring chosen one story its just going to be shit like “Harry creates a golem with magic and has to deal with the philosophical and ethical implications of bringing life into the world” and stuff like that.
Yeah so basically Star Trek TNG but Fantasy instead of SciFi
Yes, yes, I’m a genius. I just de-libbed your wizardslop. Thank you! You don’t all have to clap at once
I know JK Rowling is a lib and lazy but it is funny that she had to write “nooo you guise they can’t conjure food or money!” to stop hypothetical communism from happening in a fantasy world with wizards and shit.