This is by far the most mouth-watering meatcentric board game ever created. As you move your bacon character along the path through Meatland you’ll have to navigate your way through areas like the Mustard Marsh, the Wiener Wasteland and the Sausage Sea. The first one to make it to the frying pan at the end of the trail wins. Includes gameboard with spinner, four game pieces with plastic stands, twenty-four game cards and alternate rules that turn the game into a gluttonous meat feast.
Wiener Wasteland is what I call my love life



I HAVE DISCOVERED THAT MR BACON HAS A WIFE AND KIDS AND IT’S SENDING ME LMAO
How does a bacon have kids, do the kids come from a different, younger pig but if that’s the case then how would they be related
Do you think he fucks his bacon wife?
DO THEY CALL IT PORKING?!
I’m more interested in Vegan Alley existing in a world of antropomorphic meat.