This is by far the most mouth-watering meatcentric board game ever created. As you move your bacon character along the path through Meatland you’ll have to navigate your way through areas like the Mustard Marsh, the Wiener Wasteland and the Sausage Sea. The first one to make it to the frying pan at the end of the trail wins. Includes gameboard with spinner, four game pieces with plastic stands, twenty-four game cards and alternate rules that turn the game into a gluttonous meat feast.

Wiener Wasteland is what I call my love life

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  • PKMKII [none/use name]@hexbear.netEnglish
    15·
    28 days ago

    My brain went in such a weird place on this: the whole idea of anthropomorphic food, meat or otherwise, wanting to be eaten is just bizarre. Sacrifice me to the human overlords please! That got me thinking, what could possibly be animating this bit of ex-pig? And it hit me: Trichinella. This is no piece of walking talking bacon, this is a goddamn parasite inhabiting the flesh of the dead trying to convince you to make yourself sick so it can carry out its life cycle.