New meta: “the straight of Hormuz will close itself”
The US has a secret weapon against the missile cities- time. Within a few billion years those mountains will erode around the bases and they’ll become vulnerable.
When the sun expands into a red giant and devours our planet, Iran’s leverage will become worthless
I bet Iran didn’t even consider that the heat death of the universe will make oil a distant memory of the pre-Ascension bio-individuals.
Screw that, I’m burying some zooplankton in an anaerobic environment and subjecting it to intense pressure for millions of years to make my own oil
People turning to chuds like, ‘see what you did you big dumb idiot’
Chuds: ‘this is god’s plan. We must all perish in hellfire, for what is going on and will happen has been preordained by the redeemer’
4 Dementia-nal ChessThe tectonic plates are part of the iranian plot! The hormuz canal is the next step of the dialectic
Is this NDT’s alt?
