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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago

Nature is healing

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Nature is healing

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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • poster596 [kit/kit's]@hexbear.net
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    edited ben shapiro tweet: Irianians like to build. Israelis like to bomb crap and live in open sewage. This is not a difficult issue. #ayatollahrocks

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      Fuck that’s funny

    • ThermonuclearHoxha [comrade/them, mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.net
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      deleted by creator

  • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    that bunker was promised to the sewage 3,000 years ago

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    have been invaded by sewer refuse making them inhabitable

    Damn, I’d hate to see what kind of stuff the Israelis must be storing in there if sewage makes it a more hospitable environment.

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      Israelis. They’re storing Israelis.

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        I was going to make both of these jokes then I realized that there’s no way someone didn’t already make them within the first 20 minutes of the post.

  • BeanisBrain [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    invaded by sewer refuse

    That’s nothing, when used as intended they get invaded by Israelis

  • queermunist she/her@lemmy.ml
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    Wasn’t there some lord that drowned in shit during a siege?

    • axont [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      You might be talking about the Erfurt latrine disaster but it’s even better than that. It was a huge gathering of royals and their combined weight caused the floor to collapse and they all fell into the big feces pit underneath the building. Around 60 of them died by drowning in shit.

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        german-mud-wizard

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          What’s that from?

          • nohaybanda [he/him]@hexbear.net
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            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9l3bLAx4Ng

            Or look up German mud wizard in a player of your choice.

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            Mud Wizard

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        Why the fuck this is not a holyday?

        • LaughingLion [any, any]@hexbear.net
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          July 26th this year. A Sunday. We could make it the last Sunday of every July.

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            We could make it the last Sunday

            lets-fucking-go nuke

            • ThermonuclearHoxha [comrade/them, mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.net
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              deleted by creator

        • ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          We’ll have to make it into one

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        Yeah that’s it!
        History is fun sometimes.

      • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.net
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        beautiful

      • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.net
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        victim-of-communism

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        sicko-pog

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        waow-based

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    Wading through piss and shit to get cum. We’ve manifested our dumbest meme onto Israel.

  • XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    reminds me of the ben shapiro tweet about “Israelis like to build. Arabs like to bomb crap and live in open sewage.”

    owned lol

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Die in shit colonizer scum.

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      DIE IN SHIT

      REST IN PISS

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    You just can’t write comedy this good

  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.net
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    Does someone remember what that Israeli “Is it safe to take a shit” app is called. Interested to see what the percentages are like now.

    Edit: Wait I found it https://shitalert.info/

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      oh you’re shitting you guts out, hurry up or you’ll get bombed

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    Sewer refuse? Found in bunkers? Well yeah, Israelis love hiding in their cope bunkers, next thing you’re gonna tell me is you can find a bee in a hive!

    shocked-pikachu

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    Zionist ex-septic-tionalism

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    Dang, karma working quick

    • DogThatWentGorp [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Translation btw:

      The zionist military today opened the sewage dam in Gaza, contaminating the coast and all the Mediterranean sea, all to keep the Palestinians from surviving by fishing.

      Zionism rots the planet and destroyes all that it touches; it is the enemy of humanity.

  • kleeon [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Hey, it’s not nice to refer to Israelis as “sewer refuse”

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      extremely rude (to sewage)

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        Sewage will never empty a mag into you and then cry about how you’re antisemitically bleeding out onto its shoes

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          sewage: unpleasant, but necessary evil

          israel: unpleasant, evil

          scorecard not looking too hot there, zionists

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