Complaining about tofu being bland is the equivalent of saying that a blank canvas is boring.
Saying you hate tofu is such a self own. It is one of and maybe the most versatile food of all time. It is cheap. It’s macros are at parity with chicken breast. It keeps well AND is much safer (food safety and healthwise) than meat.
I can confirm as someone going from eating meat with every meal to vegan, basic ass fried tofu tastes better than most restaurant meat these days.
What is even wilder is that the US grows a lot of soybeans, and the ideal target for MAGA would probably be a soybean farmer.


Im going to bed rn, but im looking into this tomorrow at work. It counts as part of my job cause im researching food and im a cook. I work witha guy who has a geology degree and I a have had a casual interest in biochemistry as a long time nerd and former every drug user who likes not to die. Together we have done whar no cook has every attempted: applied the principles of basic chemistry to our job occasionally, it does genuinely help to know why something does or doesnt work.