Complaining about tofu being bland is the equivalent of saying that a blank canvas is boring.
Saying you hate tofu is such a self own. It is one of and maybe the most versatile food of all time. It is cheap. It’s macros are at parity with chicken breast. It keeps well AND is much safer (food safety and healthwise) than meat.
I can confirm as someone going from eating meat with every meal to vegan, basic ass fried tofu tastes better than most restaurant meat these days.
What is even wilder is that the US grows a lot of soybeans, and the ideal target for MAGA would probably be a soybean farmer.


Intuitively if you wanted to see if oat milk tasted like cows milk you’d kind of lose 1 sale in the philosophical sense.
I don’t believe a rational actor is capable of not understanding that oat milk is (likely) a vegan product.
They seem to think the market for plant milk is entirely new-age woo woo hippies and that no one who buys plant milk is rational. All their commercials kind of focus on “oooh the earth the nature the spirits we are all in harmony”, but in an even more stereotyping kind of way.
This commercial should be considered a hate crime of some kind
It manages to both offend me because that’s what you think of your marketbase? AND because that’s how you would make a commercial for your imaginary marketbase?
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