Complaining about tofu being bland is the equivalent of saying that a blank canvas is boring.
Saying you hate tofu is such a self own. It is one of and maybe the most versatile food of all time. It is cheap. It’s macros are at parity with chicken breast. It keeps well AND is much safer (food safety and healthwise) than meat.
I can confirm as someone going from eating meat with every meal to vegan, basic ass fried tofu tastes better than most restaurant meat these days.
What is even wilder is that the US grows a lot of soybeans, and the ideal target for MAGA would probably be a soybean farmer.


The milk thing pisses me off in a special way though because they all run around saying shit like “uhhh when has milk ever refferred to something from a plant?” when 1. THAT’S WHAT IT STARTED OUT REFERRING TO and 2. WE LITERALLY HAVE A PLANT NAMED MÆLKEBØTTE (Milk jar[1]) and 3 COCONUT MILK
Bøtte refers to a small round container with a lid, so not a jar, but you know how translation is ↩︎
Right, If anything it should be required by all to specify what type of milk/sausage we’re talking about.
“Do you want meat- or plant-milk with your coffee?”