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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to technology@hexbear.netEnglish · 21 小时前

American-Isn'trael company wants to steal the sun.

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American-Isn'trael company wants to steal the sun.

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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to technology@hexbear.netEnglish · 21 小时前
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  • alexandra_kollontai [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    I will legitimately become a terrorist

  • StillNoLeftLeft [none/use name, she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Nah send them into the sun.

  • moss_icon [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Isn’t this the plot of a Simpsons episode

  • Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.net
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    Then we shall illegal-to-say in the shade

  • aqwxcvbnji [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    The people behind this company used to lead the Israeli nuclear programme.

  • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    It’s irresponsible by it’s very nature

    I can’t stress enough how dangerous it is to leave this kind of stuff in the hands of investors and the current uninformed pubic

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      My only comfort is the knowledge that they’re not competent enough to actually succeed.

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        But what kind of damage are they going to do in the meantime sadness

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    The mental gymnastics that these people must go through.

    “We could use the sun to replace fossil fuels with clean energy.”

    “Nope, not on the table.”

    “Ok, you know, we could just blot out the whole fucking sun and keep burning fossil fuels!”

    “Fucking genius, tell me more!”

    “Yeah, we keep drilling and drilling and when we run out of oil…umm…and the sun is blocked out too…ummm…you know, we’ll just kick that can down the road on that last part. Bill, deploy Operation Sunsceen. Gretchen, call Enron and tell to DRILL BABY!”

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    Stardust sold geoengineering to investors. Now it needs to sell it to the public.

    My guy… they already have the money. Its done. That’s how startups work now. lol

  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.net
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      I would totally shoot whoever was going to block the sun

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    Is this the one where they shoot a bunch of glitter into the air and basically recreate the dust cloud that did in the dinosaurs in order to cool down the planet

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    Did NOBODY watch the Matrix?! We already tried that in the future! It didn’t work and now the machines harvest humans for energy…

    • JustSo [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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      ackshually its about how in the future everybody is going to be trans

  • Busgirl [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    And the machines aren’t even trying to take over the world yet

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    This is gonna be great for plant life I’m sure

  • Collatz_problem [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Anime villain-level plot.

    • OrionsMask [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Israelis constantly needing to one-up themselves in how evil they can be.

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      you should see their other plan to raise the albedo level of the levant its bone chilling stuff.

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    Is this like a global warming countermeasure or a Dyson sphere kind of thing? Either way we’re like 1000 years away from anything of the sort

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      The former

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