Sorry Ukraine but you are going to need to give up the rest of the Donbas, we all know you would lose it to the overwhelming military might of russia anyways.
Oh also, you are kicking russia’s ass too hard can you slow down? Maybe just don’t beat them as badly? It is impacting all of our economies and we are so very fragile like we have incorrectly narrativized you to be.
Sincerely,
Your “Allies”
Trump always saw the Iran War as an opportunity to fire all the Tomahawaks he was being pressured into giving Ukraine and to take pressure off of his daddy more broadly.
Oh, sorry. I wasn’t aware war was a turn based thing and that the USA were playing. Shut the fuck up, leave Iran and get into your prison cell, you disgusting, prolapsed anus of a president.
Please don’t refer to my president like that while leaving out the fact that he is a pedophile. He worked really hard for that title.
You’re absolutely right and I’m sorry. He’s a rapist, a pedophile (you need that comma, because he’s both at the same time) and probably more. He’s disgusting and the fact that the USA keep him around means they’ll get shit stains everywhere.
And Traitor. He is literally the most prolific traitor in American History, more than all other American traitors combined. He’s always so proud when he wins first place, don’t take this from him.
Thanks, I don’t mean to be difficult it is just I feel strongly that my president needs to be rewarded in the way he deserves, it is insult to all the sexual assault against minors (and the occasional adult) Donald J. Trump has committed that we just brush it away when we are making fun of his worthless ass.
The Dems should find some excuse to give him a gold trophy for being the most corrupt Traitor, Racist, Rapist, Ignorant, Incompetent, Pedophile in history.
“The golden piece of shit, with flies”-award
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