$5 for a 1/3 full bag of seasoned triangle cut fried corn slurry.
You can make a bathtub worth of popcorn for $5.
you make up for the savings by picking shit out of your teeth for a week afterwards
Floss for fuck’s sake
The floss just shoves popcorn kernel bits into my gums, a toothpick seems to work better
If there is still something left after a week?
I’ve heard that you can get varieties of kernels that reduce that problem, but I’ve never actually tried them myself. Anyone have experience with them?
Love too go to the grocery store to buy a bag of chippy for my nostalgia craving only to see the bags cost $5.50/each or I can buy 5 bags for $2/each.
I just want a bag of chips for $2-3. I don’t want five bags of chips just cuz they’re on sale. They promote such unhealthy deals.
Self preservation is an act of defiance in this society
same with candy… i went to target last night to get some ice cream and i thought maybe I’d get a candy bar too, but no, they don’t have candy bars anymore it’s bags of candy bars for $10+ or nothing
Had to buy 4 packs of cookies yesterday.
just buy a house with an endless void so you can save the others for winter
someones post on another and I agree with them
"I get that you increase price because of inflation
I get decreasing package size because of inflation
but I don’t get why are you decreasing seasons you put on your chips. They are the entire reason I buy them. congratulations doritos, you managed to make me quit eating chips whick my mom never managed to do so"
Inflation is price gouging by another name, fight me nerds
shrinkflation is deceptive, price gouging is honest and upfront
Unless the price increase goes directly to increasing employee wages, it’s unnecessary price gouging.
A rose by any other name has just as many thorns is what Shakespeare would say I guess
They increasing prices is inflation.
lol it’s funny and also sad that people think it’s anything other than that
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
What a sick, sick society.
But in better news, stuff like this has caused me to learn how to make most things from scratch, which I really enjoy.
Torilla chips are hella easy if you have an air fryer
Of course you’d hate PepsiCo
Love the passive voice in service of PepsiCo. How did the price of doritos get so high?! They just do that!
This actually goes beyond passive voice. Not only did the price just magically rise, they are explicitly saying that the company didn’t do anything.
Definitely acting like the price increase was just a force of nature as if the Mississippi river just overflooded it’s banks and destroyed the annual Doritos crop
Actively passive.
PepsiCo failed to step in and stop Mister Dorito from grinching on the gamers.
Why would they do anything about it if they’re not losing money? They’re the ones who choose the price of Doritos.
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I have one of those from last Halloween. It’s an empty bag. No chips inside.













