• GraniteM@lemmy.world
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    Trump: We will impose our will on Iran!

    Advisor: Sir, they’re blocking the Strait of Hormuz, and they seem to be winning the conflict.

    Trump: So you’re saying that blocking the Strait is the winning move…?

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      If you ever get into a fight with someone, strip down naked and start slapping yourself. You have to show the opponent that you’re batshit insane and anyone who messes with you does so at their own peril.