• happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    14 days ago

    T-minus 3 years until my smart fridge requires a penis inspection to open it.

    T-minus 5 years until my smart fridge requires verification gambling on top of the penis inspection to open it. North Korea hacked all the food (bugs) inside so there’s no point in opening it but I have to because the only job left is fridge gambling.