ConcreteHalloween [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chat@hexbear.netEnglish · 12 days agoWTF, I'm 3 episodes deep in THE PITT and they've yet to go to a pitmessage-squaremessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up140file-text
arrow-up140message-squareWTF, I'm 3 episodes deep in THE PITT and they've yet to go to a pitConcreteHalloween [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chat@hexbear.netEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square21fedilinkfile-text
It’s just a bunch of doctors running around, when do they go to the giant pit where they have to fight to the death?
minus-squareRobert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·12 days agoI rate all movies on whether the title is relevant to the plot. Ocean 11? 0/11, no large body of water, they don’t even get on a boat.
minus-squareDessa [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·12 days agoBut there are eleven of them, so it’s still somewhat relevant
minus-squareConcreteHalloween [none/use name]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·12 days agoAnd one guy was named “Ocean”, so I guess that technically counts.
minus-squareRobert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·12 days agoOk what about Cloverfield, I don’t remember seeing a single clover, much less a field. 0/10
minus-squareRobert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·12 days agoMinority Report but the main character is Tom Cruise? 0/10
minus-squareRobert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·12 days agoCrouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon? No tigers or dragons. 0/10
minus-squareboboblaw [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·12 days ago Hidden Dragon I think you just demonstrated it deserves 5/10.
I rate all movies on whether the title is relevant to the plot. Ocean 11? 0/11, no large body of water, they don’t even get on a boat.
But there are eleven of them, so it’s still somewhat relevant
And one guy was named “Ocean”, so I guess that technically counts.
Ok what about Cloverfield, I don’t remember seeing a single clover, much less a field. 0/10
Minority Report but the main character is Tom Cruise? 0/10
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon? No tigers or dragons. 0/10
I think you just demonstrated it deserves 5/10.