ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 25 days agodid you?lemmy.mlimagemessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up1194
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minus-squareapplebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·25 days agoMy new head canon is that Dr. Pepper is a sexy sapphic woman doctor who just wants all the girls to enjoy a delicious beverage… while she fucks them. I never said she was an ethical doctor, just that she’s a sexy sapphic woman doctor.
minus-squareHolytimes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·24 days agoShe has a double PhD. One in marketing and the other in clinical sexology. Yes that is actually a real thing.
My new head canon is that Dr. Pepper is a sexy sapphic woman doctor who just wants all the girls to enjoy a delicious beverage… while she fucks them. I never said she was an ethical doctor, just that she’s a sexy sapphic woman doctor.
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She has a double PhD. One in marketing and the other in clinical sexology. Yes that is actually a real thing.