“You’re irrelevant to me.”
The truth. The reason you’d want to insult them as a direct pointed criticism.
Chuckle and as you walk away, and under your breath but just loud enough to hear, say “eyebrows” in a way that sounds like you were amused and thinking about how it amused you. They will think about that for years, as I have been
From my friend - You’re the load your mom should have swallowed.
Too offensive for lemmy.ml
Removed is the best one.
I love how you don’t let facts influence your opinion.
It’s really hard to underestimate you.
A waste of space
I can explain it to you, but I cannot understand it for you.
No one could possibly have a higher opinion of you than I have.
This one is either a really backhanded compliment or also a self-own.
- Everyone has a lower opinion of you than I do.
- I think higher of you than others do.
I must be bad at reading people.
You two make quite the wit.
Donkey meat is not transparent, get out of the way! I’m watching!
You are the proud owner of not a single redeeming quality.
Thick as mince
A few beers short of a six pack





