just laid the thickest, most substantive brown of my life. fuckin lil leaves floating around in the bowl over 12 hours later. it’d be a lot funnier if i could unclog it tbh

  • BanMeFromPosting [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    16 days ago

    Sometimes I take shits so big they split my asshole in twain. It sucks, but I also feel kind of proud when I see them. Guess I gotta eat less fiber.

    The real dilemma is when I take a shit so impressive I wanna show it to someone else. I never have, but I really want to