So you’re gonna bring… all purpose kitchen cleaner (?) into a confined space with not great ventilation, then spray that on basically concrete, and wipe it down with paper towels?
You’re gonna haul plywood… on your barely clothed body… into a tunnel?
Stop being silly and inventing hypothetical things you’ve haven’t done. That’s not mystique, its pretentiousness and being annoying, it’s being fake, inauthentic.
So you’re gonna bring… all purpose kitchen cleaner (?) into a confined space with not great ventilation, then spray that on basically concrete, and wipe it down with paper towels?
You’re gonna haul plywood… on your barely clothed body… into a tunnel?
And then lay on it, while mostly nude?
Yes? Some of aren’t animals…
Ok let me break this down for you.
Paper towels + kitchen cleaner applied to rough porous concrete = not going to clean very much.
Kitchen cleaner in an enclosed space = you’re going to poison yourself.
Hauling plywood while mostly naked = you’re going to get splinters and cut yourself.
Bold of you to assume I haven’t done this before.
Sure, yep, I’m a bold person.
Stop being silly and inventing hypothetical things you’ve haven’t done. That’s not mystique, its pretentiousness and being annoying, it’s being fake, inauthentic.