• Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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      10 days ago

      That shit stings. But the presence of virus rna could also give you conjunctivitis (Could, I’m not sure. Don’t look to me for medical advise, I am not out of school). So don’t take facials from people who have hantavirus would be my initial suggestion

      Edit: I actually originally thought about writing like a whole thing about how the ocular immune system works, but then I realised that even if I acknowledged that I wasn’t going along with the joke, it would still not actually be interesting or funny.

      • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        10 days ago

        Thanks! It could be interesting. I do feel kinda bad that you have put a lot more thought into your reply than I did into my shitpost comment.