>be me
>19
>autistic khhv
>lonely
>get great idea to work on my people skills
>join a friend finding server
>add foid
>we chat
>shits pretty boring she gives typical one word foid responses
>says shes a history major
>I know how to spice this conversation up
>I think about asking her the classic would you kill baby Hitler to stop the holocaust?
>but then an even better question dawns upon me
>would you molest baby Hitler to stop the holocaust?
>calls me a freak then blocks me
>hour later I get banned from the discord
>pic related
Staff
We don’t need these “jokes” in our server. If you don’t know better you present a risk we wish to not allow in our server.


Kind of an easy one.
I would molest baby Hitler if I knew beforehand that it would stop the holocaust. Its disgusting but to save that many lives its above my personal comfort. its a duty to humanity at that point.
~fizz@lemmy.nz
Now everyone will know, for better or worse
Not everyone is even capable of that.
How the fuck can you reduce everything to a binary operation?
“if i knew beforehand it”
I dont expect everyone to be capable of it. Im just saying put me in there coach and I can get it done. To save millions of people of course.
This comment section is precisely the goldmine that I hoped it would be
Nobody deserves molestation, no matter how evil they are. That shit ruins you for life and I’d argue that I’m more evil after molestation 🤷♂️. Just commit infanticide against baby Hitler tbh
There is only two choices molest or dont. I’m not out here picking molest as my preferred method. I dont think baby Hitler deserves it but if I knew the outcome and could prevent it I would and I’d probably kill myself after.