(i want to issue s catchy rejoinder but this was so delightful to see in my inbox that I’m too appreciative to think of something-- OH! I KNOW!)

DON’T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS! SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE REALLY MAKES ME PUKE, YOU PERVERT!

WAIT–What am I doing?! We came in here for an argument! But that’s just abuse…

Hmm :\

… Such is all too often the case on the Internet.