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folaht@lemmy.ml to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 days ago

I am a genie, the best wish within seven days on this thread shall be granted, what is thine wish?

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I am a genie, the best wish within seven days on this thread shall be granted, what is thine wish?

folaht@lemmy.ml to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 days ago
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  • kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Fully-automated luxury gay space communism

  • valar@lemmy.ca
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    I wish he was gone

    • FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
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      And everyone knows who you mean

  • Fredselfish@lemmy.world
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    That we had justify in this world and to end all the wars and corruption on same day.

    That or end to AI or climate change reversal.

    • FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
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      My top 3 worries these days are fascists, AI, and climate change. Pandemics are creeping up

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    Anyone who uses “thine” in a sentence gets an extra toe on their dick.

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    i wish i was rich enough to buy more politicians than the epsteins have already done.

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    Darude - Sandstorm

  • bizarroland@lemmy.world
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    I wish that anyone whose wish involves harming other people, either physically, emotionally, or sarcastically, gets permanently flaccid dick toes, starting with Proprietary_Blend.

  • mathemachristian [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Death to Amerikkka of course

  • Wren@lemmy.today
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    I wish you have a great day.

  • FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
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    For every law enforcement agent in the world to decide to arrest Trump and not give up until they do

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    I wish OP had dickfingers

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