Anything you can insert into your genital or insert your genital into, like an easy bake oven or a bop it

I’m fine with whatever delusions people want to hold as long as they do it away from me. I’m just not interested in thanking a fictional character who hates me.

If you’re wearing a shirt, you’re shirts. Otherwise, skins.

I agree with Bezos here. We should be taxing him dramatically more than double of what he’s currently paying.

Okay.

Blacker than a moonless night. That is coffee.

Grass doesn’t feel pain, that’s the joke. It doesn’t have a nervous system with which to feel. Plants feel pain is used as a justification for ignoring the pain and suffering we inflict on other animals, because “you aren’t perfect either, plants feel pain too!”

I’m just here with popcorn, don’t mind me.

I wish OP had dickfingers

😗🤛🤟

Oh ffs again

Goddamnit

Because I’m a dumbass and didn’t look that closely, I just thought the meme was funny. I’m looking for a stock image that fits and I’ll just remake the damn thing. Ugh.

Absolutely not, my sarcasm is 100% genuine at all times.

According to my mood tracker, the last week was mostly mediocre and somewhat bad. Here’s hoping this week goes better!

I’m mostly playing Hollow Knight and Majoras Mask right now. Just started a new HK file, and I’m through Woodfall temple in MM. I can definitely recommend both games as fantastic.

Fuck I sure hope so

Oral d

I haven’t had any phantom pain since my bottom surgery, no. It just finally felt right after a long, long time of it feeling very wrong.