If the reddit comments are to be believed: straight from the parking lot into the drink
I was sober except for the part where I maybe wasn’t except in a legal sense and then on top of that suffered a bunch of other ailments that made me drive into a pond, over a curb and some other shit
On good will I hand it to this person that this sounds american-with-no-alternatives as fuck and they didn’t frame it as a sort of passive “I got into an accident” but like still
Yeah they were drunk.
People are claiming their post history shows alcoholism but it’s deleted now. Even without that being able to mount the curb with two sets of wheels and not stop isnt a sign of unimpaired driving. I don’t even have a licence and I can recognise what it feels like to mount a curb in a car.