If the reddit comments are to be believed: straight from the parking lot into the drink
I was sober except for the part where I maybe wasn’t except in a legal sense and then on top of that suffered a bunch of other ailments that made me drive into a pond, over a curb and some other shit
On good will I hand it to this person that this sounds american-with-no-alternatives as fuck and they didn’t frame it as a sort of passive “I got into an accident” but like still
People understand it for themselves in relative terms.
I bumped into my deadbeat alcoholic former roommate a few days ago. He was stumbling down the sidewalk of a busier street, with his phone flashlight lighting up the way, hampered for several seconds by every curb, sipping on a pint of rail vodka as he went to the bar.
He announced “I’m not drunk” to me, because “drunk” to him is blacked out and slumped in a random location.