If the reddit comments are to be believed: straight from the parking lot into the drink

I was sober except for the part where I maybe wasn’t except in a legal sense and then on top of that suffered a bunch of other ailments that made me drive into a pond, over a curb and some other shit

On good will I hand it to this person that this sounds american-with-no-alternatives as fuck and they didn’t frame it as a sort of passive “I got into an accident” but like still

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
    14·
    26 days ago

    “just hungover” is when you’re achingly sober 0.0 bac the morning after.

    blowing “below the LEGAL LIMIT” is called “still drunk from the night before” and it’s a DUI. when you blow above the legal limit it’s DWI.

    at least nobody died.

    • CloutAtlas [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
      4·
      25 days ago

      Still drunk from the night before is how I used to work the Sunday brunch/lunch shifts for the white people who just finished church. Razor sharp knives and open flames? Yeah, no problem. Operating heavy machinery? Absolutely the fuck not.

      Though, to be fair, I never owned a car and have never held a license, so I wouldn’t be driving whether I’m completely sober, DUI or DWI.