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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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  • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shelly_Miscavige

    Debbie Stovelman, however, is alive and well. Boom boom!

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      Wtf

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        WDYM WTF? I once tried to commit suicide by shooting myself in the chest 3x. I was still alive so I ate some concrete, grabbed a different gun and shot myself in the head.

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          Glad you survived that.

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          Yeah this is like the old joke where a black dude was found in a ditch with 17 stabs in the back, and police determined it was a suicide

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            Or the guy that suicided himself in his apartment in London, thankfully he was considerate enough to wipe his phone and lock himself in a suitcase in the bathtub after though.

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          Maybe your problem is that you’re a windmill. we’re going to try burning you down, knocking you over and throwing you into a swamp.

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      Boom boom

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