Sick and twisted fate

  • Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.net
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    2 months ago

    Bill & Ted just wanted to do better on their history final. Weird Al had a song where he went back in time to pay his phone bill on time. Time travel is a boon that is only granted to the unambitious. As for me, I want to bring CGI back to the 1950s so I can make stunningly advanced soap advertisements

    • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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      2 months ago

      I mean obviously i want to go back to when i was cpu mining bitcoin on the school computer lab pcs and tell myself it’s not stupid and actually is cool but i don’t think I’d have listened because I’m old

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      2 months ago

      I'm George Stanley and let me introduce you to a little device called a Computronic Mathematical Machine

      Computer for short, but don't let that fool you, these things can put up with some tall orders!