probably you would just learn to like olives because the alternative would have been starving to death. human beings are extremely adaptable organisms, that’s like our whole evolutionary strategy as a species
You: “human beings are extremely adaptable organisms, that’s like our whole evolutionary strategy as a species.”
Me: “Mmmmmm dino nuggies again!”
We are not the same.
cw: I lied
JK I love variety. I understand picky eaters in theory, but I cannot even begin to empathize. They’ll have to settle for my sympathy and confused tolerance
probably you would just learn to like olives because the alternative would have been starving to death. human beings are extremely adaptable organisms, that’s like our whole evolutionary strategy as a species
You: “human beings are extremely adaptable organisms, that’s like our whole evolutionary strategy as a species.”
Me: “Mmmmmm dino nuggies again!”
We are not the same.
cw: I lied
JK I love variety. I understand picky eaters in theory, but I cannot even begin to empathize. They’ll have to settle for my sympathy and confused tolerance
You call them dino nuggies even though there is literally 0 triceratops in them?
Birds are dinosaurs. Exhibit A:
Im pretty sure that’s neither a dinosaur nor a bird
Are you an ornithologist?
Im an onanist. Is that anything?
Yeah, it is!
it's...
FUCKING SICK. MAINTAIN YOUR VITAL ESSENCES OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES, SINNER!
My body is a garbage disposal (for plants, fungi, and sometimes silly little bacteriums only though)