• diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world
    3·
    3 小时前

    STOP TALKING ABOUT GOBLINS STOP TALKING ABOUT GOBLINS STOP TALKING ABOUT GOBLINS STOP TALKING ABOUT GOBLINS STOP TALKING ABOUT GOBLINS STOP TALKING ABOUT GOBLINS STOP TALKING ABOUT GOBLINS

  • Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
    2·
    3 小时前

    Ever go on a date with a woman and you have so much in common, make the same jokes, same references, you feel you hit it off so well, kiss at the end of the night, both agree to make plans for a 2nd date, and the next morning she texts says something’s not clicking and deletes you?

    That hit for the next week, but she probably stopped thinking about you after she hit send

  • rose56@lemmy.zip
    2·
    8 小时前

    Every fucking day, and let me tell that some of the women have high standards, like brand pit or something, because their looks is annoying.

  • Xerxos@lemmy.ml
    4·
    12 小时前

    I’m not a lesbian, just an ugly guy, but that happens to me often. Some experiences transcend gender and sexuality ;-)

  • imeansurewhynot@sh.itjust.works
    30·
    1 天前

    Ha in high school yea. now I’ve talked to enough of them to know they’re thinking about something completely random and unrelated to me and often nothing at all, which I find the most interesting.

    Like they might have literally just been staring at a tree for five minutes. And then I talk to them and they’re like 'I was just looking at this tree."

    Especially these days, people seem increasingly surprised that a human is actually talking to them in real life.

  • BooBees@fedinsfw.appEnglish
    19·
    1 天前

    Almost everyone is going after a small percentage of the hottest people with the most to offer, but meanwhile people are out there banging in droves, which means there are plenty of people who will bang based on personality or other things they see in people, like humor, capability, nice arms, grey sweatpants, whatever. So maybe don’t focus just on not being a 10/10 in the looks department, very few people are a 10/10. If only those people got laid, the species wouldn’t be like 9 billion strong.

    • Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish
      6·
      1 天前

      I’m living proof that people out there are horny enough to fuck 1’s. You can do it, virgins. I believe in you!

      • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        3·
        1 天前

        Clean and decently cared for, yes. Much less than “damn, are those new?” and those charming, sexy, even coquettish grey sweatpants <superman pose> are instead the malformed mustard & mucous magnet of gray stumpclothes. You’ve better odds picking wild mushrooms. 😅

        • Gust@piefed.socialEnglish
          2·
          1 天前

          I never knew the grey sweatpants thing until I was a grown man and bought a pair of grey yoga pants that were cut and styled like slacks. They may as well be a miniskirt for all the attention they’ve garnered for me when I leave work wearing them

    • Twinklebreeze @lemmy.world
      3·
      1 天前

      I’ll take a funny 5/10 nine times out of ten. If she makes me laugh hard enough she might as well be a super model anyways. On an unrelated note I think I might be a little face blind.