She’s also like a weirdo hippy lady with white girl dreads.

Oh god no.

Should we stage and intervention?

And also abso-fucking-lutely. This sounds like a nightmare.

Let’s break this down:

Israeli woman. That right there is grounds for intervention.

Pressuring her to move to the Zionist entity. Also grounds for intervention on its own.

Pressuring her into bearing a child?! Fucking gulag.

And on top of all that white woman with dreads?!?!?

That is just a whole cocktail of red flags.