• Grail@multiverse.soulism.netEnglish
    32·
    1 day ago

    Good news, I figured out the secret to time travel. I’m now travelling forward in time by a second, every second! Pay $999 to learn My secret!

    • Zwiebel@feddit.orgEnglish
      17·
      1 day ago

      Pff amateur, I can even travel forward in time by slightly less than a second every second!

      • Che Banana@beehaw.orgEnglish
        5·
        1 day ago

        PFFFFFT to you!

        I travel forward in time 1000 mileseconds every second!!!

        Plus its only 995€ for my secret!

        • lugal@sopuli.xyzEnglish
          4·
          1 day ago

          A second? That’s rookie numbers. I travel a week and it usually only takes seven days to do so

      • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.worldEnglish
        2·
        1 day ago

        pff that’s nothing, the faster I go times stays the same for me, but goes faster for everyone else!