Pro tip: use a dirty sponge instead of agar in your petri dishes.
Let me put you in a hospital-like environment. Thrive… THRIVE…! Why won’t you thrive?!!

Meanwhile actual hospitals being rife with secondary infections.
Fucking lab bacteria. Oh not the right sugar, oh pH is slightly too sour, oh noes wrong phase of the moon. Fucking. A.
depends on the medium honestly. If its too fragile like this you should try changing some stuff in the medium
Lab people, do you use a sponge to clean glassware? If so, how do you clean it?
We usually used wire brushes such as this

rinse in bleach then autoclave

Comet!
It makes your lips turn green!
Comet!
It tastes like Listerine!
Comet!
It’ll make you vomit!
So eat Comet and vomit today!
they know you’re watching them so they don’t wanna do it. they’re shy >.<
Spongebob!!







