https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jun/16/algae-trump-lincoln-memorial-reflecting-pool
Long live the Supreme Leader, long live the Revolutionary Guards

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jun/16/algae-trump-lincoln-memorial-reflecting-pool
Long live the Supreme Leader, long live the Revolutionary Guards

Drain it and replace it with a mirror
Reflects better, doesn’t grow algae, what’s not to love
The focused and reflected light would death ray something to charcoal, hopefully clusters of Starlink shatellites. Oh, and “the libs” would be to blame.
Skill issue, I’m fuckin cold blooded baby, can’t death ray me